My Kid Says The Darndest Things :)

People always warn a new parent to be careful because one day your lil' one will repeat everything you say... well, they were right!

Stupid Dog:

One day, hanging out in the backyard throwin' the ball with Sunni, I see her ears perk up and that 'I'm-gonna-take-off' look in her eyes a split second be she.... took off!

All the way down the road, to the neighbor she spotted just getting started on a walk with her pup. Of course my immediate reaction is yelling at her in my 'if-I-speak-like-this-she-might-actually-listen-to-me' voice... when the threats of a Sunni style time-out didn't work I simply said "Stupid Dog!" told Eli to park it in a chair and went after Sunni.

After literally dragging her home, she goes to time-out, and Eli & I go about our outside fun. Our neighbor's walk brings her past our back yard, where she stops to talk to Eli & I. The first thing out of Eli's mouth is "Is dat your tupid dog?!"

I didn't realize what he had said at first, and just chalked it down to toddler talk but when I firgured it out, haha, baaaad mommy!

To this day Eli still refers to Sunni as his "Tupid Dog".

Dip Sh*t:

Once again, our lovely dog Sunni is up to no good. She is always in your face, the kind of dog you can't pet without her climbing her way up your lap grasping at your flesh for dear life, refusing to just relax and get paid attention to...

It was in one of these moments, that I let the potty mouth slip.... "Sunni, you're such a dip shit!"

Well, haha, baaaaad mommy!

The next few moments where filled with questions from my two and a half year old asking me if (everything on the sun) was a dip shit.

Eli:

"Is da darden a dip shit?"

"Is Daddy a dip shit?"

"Is Gama a dip shit?"

etc.

Me:

"No Sweetie, just Sunni."

I'm starting to get the feeling this dog is up to something!